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'T was a beautiful late spring morning. Once upon a time, 9:38AM to be precise, Olaf, being me, was born. As you can see I was quite edible, yet I've seemed to survive my baby years without being nibbled at.
I am now 20 years old and Dutch from the day I could not even breathe. Date of the crime was June 19th and place is a town called Oss. I still reside my cute little ass out there. Though they might put me on parole very soon.
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So what if I was chubby as a toddler. I've grown quite much since then and I don't mean waist-wise. I have broken the 2 meter barrier. Didn't cost me much effort even. No ok, I'm lying, I've been practicing every day for 20 years now.
I also lost my golden blond hairs. They darkened a bit. I guess that is the price one has to pay when one learns things in school and gains wisdom. Did you know there are people that stay blond all their lives? Pity their souls...
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If you are waiting for a collection of tedious memoirs about my wretched and fictituous childhood I invite you to read my second debut novel, available in a dump bin near you. If not, then let's continue.
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So who am I? I am not going to describe my character to you, first of all I would lie together a nice story about how great I am. And second I rather let the stars speak for me. Check out my section explaining my horoscope AND the background of my name... it's freakingly accurate.
However, in my life I've been called Arrogant ("I'm tall, I can't help looking down on you."), A Psycho ("Sorry I stepped on your toe, but it's not like you can feel anything."), Feelingless ("I could wish you a Happy New Year like everybody else, but I would hardly mean it; like everybody else."), Silent ("..."), Too talkative ("- Olaf, not funny...") and these are just the things I regard as a compliment.
People who know me better, not necessarily longer, know me better. The people who don't, usually don't put up with with me for long, pleasuring both sides.
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Anyway I am now in my third year of my Physics study. I do that at the Eindhoven University of Technology. But don't get things in your head now, as a Russian friend asked me: 'Why on earth would someone like you, study Physics?' Well I do, and I love every minute of it when I am at home doing something else.
No, I am just one of those types that can be interested in almost anything. I can afford this because I am blessed with a memory that does not allow me to remember all those things.
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I don't like the taste of some things, elementary in most peoples lives. As it may, I do not like the taste of Alcohol, Tobacco and Fish. So I'm perfect for the ATF team. I also distaste Coffee, but I think everbody does this, if only they would finally admit to it.
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As you can see I lost my look-good-on-pictures ability. And I also want to add that you will not see me in a suit in real life.
The fact that I enjoy spending an afternoon in the summer on a country churchyard may seem odd, but at least I don't toss graves at night in a drunken mood.
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For all the other things that busy my twisted mind, like drawing, music and film and lots more I shall have to guide you to my subpages. Nah. Just get the hell back to the main page and find it yourself.
In the meantime, don't mind me gazing amazed at a crummy webcam.
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