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Dominique Swain, just the name leaves me in vain. A girl actress famous for her role in Lyne's Lolita (1997), in which her skills stunned men, women and critics alike. After that, and Face/Off she as if cursed played only in B TV movies only available in the USA. In July 2002 she will star together with hubbahubba Christina Ricci in Pumpkin.

Check out the famous garden scene in Lolita.

She is gorgeous let's face that. And in real life even a bit similar to Lolita. As in a silly goof, happy and creative, smarter than you'd say, devilish, dumber than you'd hoped and sexy like there ain't no September.

Who said braces were stupid?? :-)

This face has inspired some of my drawings. :-)   -->

Oh you should love her look on the picture below; oh the dirty old farth next to her is Jeremy Irons, he played his role perfectly as Humbert Humbert Humbert Humbert. (Well when a man is called Humbert Humbert what can you expect his middle names to be?)

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman is a girl with a brain. Not only does she love science and math but also writing. What can I say, she's a Gemini :-). She is picky and cares more about her honor than about fame. For instance she turned down the movie Lolita. For which I am much grateful to her. lol

She debuted in my favorite movie Leon: The Professional. Which is one of Luc Besson's better movies. She was still quite young (12) as you can see, but she played it perfectly. She also played in famous movies like Heat and Star Wars Episode I.. but also in one of my favorite comedies: Mars Attacks!. Plus, she performed on broadway in a play about Anne Frank.

These 2 pictures are a few of my favorite shots of the movie Leon.

The picture below is not actually in the movie as far as I know, but it shows the cute little hats and Jean Reno; the most ugly yet extremely cool actor.

Tom Jones Woodward

What's new Pussycat?! Ok, meet the man with the tan, the voice and the act of coolness. Let's all face it. This is the most disgusting man on this planet, and will remain so for a long time I hope.

Among his popular cover songs, like 'It's not unusual' and 'You can leave your hat on', he has sung numerous less popular covers.

He starred in several movies, my favorite is of course Mars Attacks!, where he plays a nonheroic nonhero (himself). As you can see in history he has altered himself from a disgusting look-at-my-arm-hair coolness image to a I-see-you-are-looking-at-me disgusting old man image. Needless to say all the Welsh women are drooling by now.
 

 Whenever I see this man, I cannot control my laughter. Oh to get rid of it at once I will now name my list of most disgusting celebrities that just don't have and never will have the panache to be on my webbie. Robin Williams: often mistaken for a Sasquatch when he's skinny dipping (God forbid me to see that ever,), more to come.

Stanley Kubrick (†)
To be honest, I don't really like most of his movies. But sometimes you just have to accept you are dealing with a Kubrick.. His interior design capabilities are.. extraordinary.. tacky is not nearly the word..lol.. you can see it in 'A Clockwork Orange' and '2001; A space odyssey' . Last of which is a masterpiece already because of its lack of dialogue, sound, motion, images and shortness. I still have not seen his Lolita version.