..in this world full villainy and depravity, one man stands alone to uphold justice. This lone ranger is on a conquest to meet his dreams. By dreaming his needs he is faced against humanity; struggling his way onward. Only one ranger to save this world; just one hope for a lesser reality. He is ThePudge. Moving in the shades he renders himself easily ignored. Showing himself he is as an apparition to believers. But, unlike religion truth needs no believers.

Prosaically profound enough for ya? lol